May 2011
1 post
April 2011
2 posts
If I ever
consider having a child a “good idea,” shoot me down. Now, let me go restore my hearing and calm my dog before I go Baker Act myself.
March 2011
6 posts
Supermoon on March 20, 2011
eh-rih-kah:
Ambon, Indonesia.
Bali, Indonesia.
Indonesia.
MY BACKYARD:
THIS.
The only friend worth having
is the one that works a 10 hour day and comes home tired, but still talks to you immediately to see how your day was. Not enough hearts in this world.
January 2011
1 post
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
13 posts
As I was searching through some desktop photos, I came to the sad realization that I have two types of smiles; fake and mongoloid.
Peopleeeee
Please tell me what is going through your big heads. Why does everyone find the need to downgrade in the social department? I get that you want to stand out next to the person and it’s a confidence boost, whatever. I don’t care about how you’re hurting your ugly friend’s feelings. I do, however, care about how odd you look in public. You had a girl that was about and 8 and...
“Are y’all like…sisters?”
– The best attempt at a pick up line ever was said tonight with the sparkle in his eye and the toothpick between his teeth.
They say to only trust people as far as you can...
pageantdad:
that’s why I trust babies with all my secrets
September 2010
29 posts
It's that kinda day...whatever day it is.
Me: We're just gonna wine up.
Dad: What's the occasion?
Me: It's Tuesday.
Alli: It's Wednesday...
Me: Oh, it's Wednesday.
There have been so many times where, while...
wamiv:
I just ask: “Well, why would you even talk to someone that you don’t like and who doesn’t like you?”
and the answer is always something wildly irrational and convoluted, while the real answer always is:
“I enjoy conflict in my life to make it more interesting.”
Just stumbled upon a rando tumblr who seems to fit this description.
Every time.
Me: I have a story to tell you!
Friend: Okay!
Me: So there was this.....
Friend: OMG Remeber the guy I told you about?
Me: ...yes. o__o
WatchThis is the most beautiful video you will see all day. Or maybe you just want to make fun of my weird voice. That would be cool too.
Things I Will Never Understand Part II
Bedroom slippers
breakingmeslowly:
Standing out in the rain,...
